it meTumblr (3.0; @johnlynch12)https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/<p><a href="http://sonneillonv.tumblr.com/post/175155736406/homo-matic-smuganimebitch-tumblr-talks-a-big" class="tumblr_blog">sonneillonv</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://homo-matic.tumblr.com/post/175077072930/smuganimebitch-tumblr-talks-a-big-game-about" class="tumblr_blog">homo-matic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://smuganimebitch.tumblr.com/post/175024282392/tumblr-talks-a-big-game-about-monster-fucking-but" class="tumblr_blog">smuganimebitch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>tumblr talks a big game about monster fucking but you guys see one velociraptor blowjob and suddenly you’re all clutching your pearls and fainting</p></blockquote> <p>I wish someone could take away the context I have for this post </p> </blockquote> <p>I’m sorry, no one is pearl-clutching, we are merely pointing out that that velociraptor does not have flexible lips or gaps in their orthostructure and therefore, they are not SUCKING that dick, strictly speaking, they are BITING that dick, which is fine if you’re into it but let’s call it what it is, please.</p> </blockquote>https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175259790461https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175259790461Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:20:59 -0400<p><a href="http://marsincharge.tumblr.com/post/175186807741/20gayteen-is-such-a-powerful-name-for-a-year" class="tumblr_blog">marsincharge</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://marsincharge.tumblr.com/post/175186792631/20gayteen-is-such-a-powerful-name-for-a-year" class="tumblr_blog">marsincharge</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://marsincharge.tumblr.com/post/175186763976/20gayteen-is-such-a-powerful-name-for-a-year" class="tumblr_blog">marsincharge</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>“20gayteen” is such a powerful name for a year. I’m gonna miss it when it’s 2019</p></blockquote> <h1>OH MY GOD </h1> </blockquote> <h1>20biteen????</h1> </blockquote>https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175259756386https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175259756386Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:19:44 -0400<p><a href="https://dearnonacepeople.tumblr.com/post/95624934091/some-suggestions-for-non-sexual-dates" class="tumblr_blog">dearnonacepeople</a>:</p><blockquote> <ul><li>Shared-controller video gaming: each participant gets only partial control of the character (usually one person takes the left hand on a controller the other person takes the right hand)</li> <li>If you’re in the area where one or both of you grew up, spend a day visiting places that were landmarks of your childhood</li> <li>Tie-dye shirts together, but make your partner’s shirt</li> <li>Carve a watermelon into a jack-o-lantern</li> <li>Cook dinner together</li> <li>Get a black cloth and cut small holes in it. Pin it over the light. Pretend you are astronauts/aliens/settlers on another planet.</li> <li>Gaze at actual stars. Make up new constellations. Cuddle if you’re cold/a cuddler</li> <li>Build a miniature town out of cardboard boxes. Become the mayors of Box Town</li> <li>Do each other’s make up (or paint each other’s faces)</li> </ul><p>And one for long-distance:</p> <ul><li>Crochet or knit the squares of a granny square blanket. Sew them together the next time you see each other.</li> </ul></blockquote>https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175259752726https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175259752726Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:19:35 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3b68c1d2b46afedee98306eabca27cc6/tumblr_oxirxz0VRJ1rszkofo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://visavee.tumblr.com/post/166189366971/this-review-of-the-show-young-sheldon-is-the-only" class="tumblr_blog">visavee</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This review of the show <i>Young Sheldon </i>is the only review I need.</p></blockquote>https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175190810176https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175190810176Sat, 23 Jun 2018 22:50:38 -0400<p><a href="https://theglowpt2.tumblr.com/post/175157469703/theglowpt2-why-arent-we-all-busting-bigger-nuts" class="tumblr_blog">theglowpt2</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://theglowpt2.tumblr.com/post/175157434978/why-arent-we-all-busting-bigger-nuts-over-the" class="tumblr_blog">theglowpt2</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>why aren’t we all busting bigger nuts over the taika waititi funko pop</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="446" data-orig-width="650"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/656f2d2bac0941de13b8a544ef7f2440/tumblr_inline_par6ol43OC1v7up7w_540.jpg" data-orig-height="446" data-orig-width="650"/></figure><p>capitalism is good now actually </p> </blockquote>https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175190781291https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175190781291Sat, 23 Jun 2018 22:49:26 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/93fcd722e9a712502a19def590f9d71a/tumblr_o5cjhtz7bI1qcecwvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175190631381https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175190631381Sat, 23 Jun 2018 22:43:15 -0400<p><a href="http://parkerpete.tumblr.com/post/175187893100/spider-man-far-from-home-2019" class="tumblr_blog">parkerpete</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>spider-man: far from home (2019)</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="554" data-orig-width="1024"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b361063bc31831f78af6007259ab09e2/tumblr_inline_pasy1mB9so1tnx172_540.jpg" data-orig-height="554" data-orig-width="1024"/></figure></blockquote>https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175190607201https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175190607201Sat, 23 Jun 2018 22:42:14 -0400<p>*walks forward just a little bit*</p> <p>…huh? who did that?</p>https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175190599646https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175190599646Sat, 23 Jun 2018 22:41:55 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32e1a323223335130169' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='711' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_palz3jfa1X1r85l5t_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":54,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_palz3jfa1X1r85l5t_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"357"}}' > <source src="https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/video_file/t:qgNrrXaGHjbNVXSLhMPL5w/175190587586/tumblr_palz3jfa1X1r85l5t" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://localstarboy.tumblr.com/post/175067593502/this-video-had-me-dying" class="tumblr_blog">localstarboy</a>:</p><blockquote><p>This video had me dying</p></blockquote>https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175190587586https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175190587586Sat, 23 Jun 2018 22:41:23 -0400<a href="https://pugetsoundanarchists.org/ice-agents-in-seattle-doxxed/">ICE Agents in Seattle Doxxed</a>: <p><a href="http://girlfriendluvr.tumblr.com/post/175142488763/ice-agents-in-seattle-doxxed" class="tumblr_blog">girlfriendluvr</a>:</p><blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d1e7f777730299f97e5a55e06ead4b9b/tumblr_inline_paqewgPW0H1rn0olr_500.png" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote>https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175190479766https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175190479766Sat, 23 Jun 2018 22:36:51 -0400<p><a href="http://chancellor-reyes.tumblr.com/post/175190237536/im-gonna-get-high-and-watch-thor-ragnarok-and" class="tumblr_blog">chancellor-reyes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I’m gonna get high and watch Thor: Ragnarok and live my best life because I deserve it.</p></blockquote>https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175190465056https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175190465056Sat, 23 Jun 2018 22:36:13 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a7b92539b3b7b47d43c6c1e50fd61b7d/tumblr_p8vpdi6GtP1twiwvzo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://nikolatesla-go.tumblr.com/post/175148751430/cheskamouse-saywhat-politics-because" class="tumblr_blog">nikolatesla-go</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://cheskamouse.tumblr.com/post/174028997847/saywhat-politics-because-sometimes-you-cant" class="tumblr_blog">cheskamouse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://saywhat-politics.tumblr.com/post/173990858118/because-sometimes-you-cant-not-make-nazi" class="tumblr_blog">saywhat-politics</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b> Because Sometimes You Can’t Not Make Nazi Comparisons </b><br/></p> <p><i><a href="https://books.google.com/books?id=arG8DgAAQBAJ&pg=PA251&lpg=PA251&dq=%22These+are+no+longer+humans,+these+are+animals%22&source=bl&ots=lsjSw_MTUc&sig=dwk_nfSsNMsqM0ByaR0bFFa04DA&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi11a7tho3bAhURvVkKHfh-CtEQ6AEIKTAA#v=onepage&q=%22These%20are%20no%20longer%20humans%2C%20these%20are%20animals%22&f=false">“These are no longer humans, these are animals”</a></i></p> </blockquote> <p><b>Fact: Godwin’s Law no longer applies, Godwin himself said so.</b></p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="383" data-orig-width="750"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b82f728ef7386b3cd90ef9b9828bf5e8/tumblr_inline_paqqj1AqFF1ua8vci_500.jpg" data-orig-height="383" data-orig-width="750"/></figure></blockquote>https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175190429261https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175190429261Sat, 23 Jun 2018 22:34:48 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lzbth.tumblr.com/post/50856920655/swag-wont-pay-the-bills-but-apparently-neither">lzbth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree</p> </blockquote>https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175190404296https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175190404296Sat, 23 Jun 2018 22:33:46 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/23aa4c6ab4f0ca9760f6492902146f86/tumblr_pamf1zPW8g1r55d2io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://cartoonpolitics.tumblr.com/post/175073143750/cartoon-by-steve-sack" class="tumblr_blog">cartoonpolitics</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>(<a href="http://www.startribune.com/opinion/cartoons/">cartoon by Steve Sack</a>)</p></blockquote>https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175177277256https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175177277256Sat, 23 Jun 2018 13:50:57 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ffb5ec5dc5bb5caa31ccd47520a108a8/tumblr_pamepjDfka1r55d2io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://cartoonpolitics.tumblr.com/post/175073755025/cartoon-by-david-horsey" class="tumblr_blog">cartoonpolitics</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>(<a href="https://twitter.com/davidhorsey">cartoon by David Horsey</a>)</p></blockquote>https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175177246886https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175177246886Sat, 23 Jun 2018 13:49:45 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0bca46d511e4cabb9cddb35049cacf31/tumblr_paohtsZReC1xtrlrao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://square.tumblr.com/post/175125139198/youthoughtiwasasleepdidntyou-square-thor" class="tumblr_blog">square</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://youthoughtiwasasleepdidntyou.tumblr.com/post/175111176026/square-thor-without-his-top-thor-with-his" class="tumblr_blog">youthoughtiwasasleepdidntyou</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://square.tumblr.com/post/175109382128" class="tumblr_blog">square</a>:</p> <blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="951" data-orig-width="634"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b37d5106481bffaa8a8868297f9c610a/tumblr_inline_paohvwjnjX1ty99rh_500.jpg" data-orig-height="951" data-orig-width="634"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="148" data-orig-width="268"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9284e7f85fb6d033984fc32b4a1a238d/tumblr_inline_paohvwIfDR1ty99rh_500.gif" data-orig-height="148" data-orig-width="268"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Thor without his top</p> <p><br/></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="489" data-orig-width="784"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1eaa4acd0d962bc94c92ac5ea3b74cd5/tumblr_inline_paolcyYSL41r8wae4_500.jpg" data-orig-height="489" data-orig-width="784"/></figure><p>Thor with his Top</p> <p><br/></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="172" data-orig-width="294"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d188ec5812667b0663878202355b5c6d/tumblr_inline_paolcy0ldz1r8wae4_500.jpg" data-orig-height="172" data-orig-width="294"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="224" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f665a1ec21aaaadb2a9a9f0af0e5116c/tumblr_inline_papaz8KkKM1ty99rh_540.gif" data-orig-height="224" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote>https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175157681101https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175157681101Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:04:37 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cb0077d917dd3a6109ee34f4003723b2/tumblr_p8e195Qbj41urnro1o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://kermityay.tumblr.com/post/175118148112/an-arm-flailing-kermit-yay-every-day" class="tumblr_blog">kermityay</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>An Arm-flailing Kermit Yay Every Day</p></blockquote>https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175157661346https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175157661346Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:03:43 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ce2b93dc5d534170adb5d983b361b48c/tumblr_p0i83ebtCI1r3ydqgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://sapphicjaylah.tumblr.com/post/168229455371/hades-to-persephone-when-she-arrives-in-the" class="tumblr_blog">sapphicjaylah</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Hades to Persephone when she arrives in the underworld</p></blockquote>https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175157642226https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175157642226Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:02:51 -0400<p><a href="https://garashirs.tumblr.com/post/174985611953/lowers-my-heart-shaped-sunglasses-and-glares-at" class="tumblr_blog">garashirs</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>*lowers my heart-shaped sunglasses and glares at you* listen man. i’m gay and you’re really harshing my groove.<br/></p></blockquote>https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175157610221https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175157610221Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:01:38 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fc42889fe2c37946fbb8bedbaa50815e/tumblr_p4vohfNylv1vojxp4o2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ca5f1526a80addfef604ff62f624bc0d/tumblr_p4vohfNylv1vojxp4o3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c59b25be9bafeece63f204a9104b3a28/tumblr_p4vohfNylv1vojxp4o1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/65d48ff836460943a980f74934f8e1d0/tumblr_p4vohfNylv1vojxp4o4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175157556666https://johnlynch12.tumblr.com/post/175157556666Fri, 22 Jun 2018 21:59:41 -0400