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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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smuganimebitch

tumblr talks a big game about monster fucking but you guys see one velociraptor blowjob and suddenly you’re all clutching your pearls and fainting

homo-matic

I wish someone could take away the context I have for this post

sonneillonv

I’m sorry, no one is pearl-clutching, we are merely pointing out that that velociraptor does not have flexible lips or gaps in their orthostructure and therefore, they are not SUCKING that dick, strictly speaking, they are BITING that dick, which is fine if you’re into it but let’s call it what it is, please.

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Some Suggestions for Non-Sexual Dates

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  • Shared-controller video gaming: each participant gets only partial control of the character (usually one person takes the left hand on a controller the other person takes the right hand)
  • If you’re in the area where one or both of you grew up, spend a day visiting places that were landmarks of your childhood
  • Tie-dye shirts together, but make your partner’s shirt
  • Carve a watermelon into a jack-o-lantern
  • Cook dinner together
  • Get a black cloth and cut small holes in it. Pin it over the light. Pretend you are astronauts/aliens/settlers on another planet.
  • Gaze at actual stars. Make up new constellations. Cuddle if you’re cold/a cuddler
  • Build a miniature town out of cardboard boxes. Become the mayors of Box Town
  • Do each other’s make up (or paint each other’s faces)

And one for long-distance:

  • Crochet or knit the squares of a granny square blanket. Sew them together the next time you see each other.
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